Stupid Chicken

There were many reasons why the chicken crossed the road. Here are some of those reasons:

• To get to the other side



• There was a sale of Grilled Chicken at KFC...he was on a diet.



• There was a new "chick flick" playing at the malco.



• Why can't he!?



• According to Nicholas Miller- the fox was chasing him.

The Two-headed Girl

So this morning I was walking along with my friend Katie and we went to go see Mr. Phelps. You see, Mr. Phelps and my father are best friends so we know each other real well. Me and Katie are best friends with his daughter so we are used to his stupidity, but today we weren't. Out of the blue he asked if we had heard about the two-headed girl. Of course we said no. Apparently there is a girl with two heads. Their names are Abigail and Brittany Hensel, and they are conjoined twins. Right now they are 19 and in college. It just amazes me how they have gotten this far in the world. I can not imagine what their lives have been like. I mean you have to do everything with your sister. What if you didn't want to take this class...too bad! or what about boys.... Ya know?

Well that's just been on my mind all day. It would suck to have your sibling on your shoulder all day long for the rest of your life. lol.

Laughter

Many things make me laugh. If you know me any at all you should know that. Here are some things and people that make me lol

• My entire family


• White day lunches


• Old memories with my friends


• People falling down


• People hurting themselves


• Animals doing stupid things


• Dumb questions....yes there are such things


• Mr. Fuller and his random lectures where he talks to himself

Those are just to name a few. I laugh at these things and more because they make me feel better about myself, and they are just funny. I love laughter; a world without it would be too boring and depressing.

"No"

Here are some ways to say no without actually saying the word no:

• Marley Elizabeth Edmonson....My parents use that one alot


• "The look" it's not verbal but it's effective!


• Non


• Please don't do that that


• Sorry I've got other things to do


• Well....I'd rather not


• You better not
• Oh sorry...I'm not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep....after you already answered your phone : )

Codenames

So today in Drama me and Kelsey were in the Lighting Booth like usually. Mrs. Berry came up there and talked to us about the lights...Duh. Well anyways she decided to go downstairs but we still needed to talk to her so we suggested using our headsets so we could stay in touch. She agreed and that's when the fun began. Me and Kelsey each got a headset and started talking to each other and we had fun. But the best part was when I decided to come up with code names. I was out getting a drink of water when I suddenly thought of a great codename for myself...i told Kelsey my nickname should be rubber ducky. She came up with Guacamole and Mrs. Berry is Blueberry....now I just can't till drama on Friday so i can resume being "Rubber-Ducky."

Silly is...

Silly is....

• the way you giggle like little school girls with your best friends


• the good memories in life that will always bring to your face a smile or a laugh


• all the stupid things you have done in your life


• all the awkward conversations you've had


• all the random comments you have made