Bad Ideas

I tend to have quite a few bad ideas. It's just in my DNA. So here we go listing some of my worst ideas....

• Bad idea number ten: Not studying for my past biology vocab test....I think I bombed that one.
• Bad idea number nine: Being told to mow the grass when the ground is wet. I live on a hill with fields surrounding my house. I got to close to a field and drifted into mud. I got hung up and ever since then I haven't been able to mow the yard.
• Bad idea number eight: Recently going sledding with my best friend Kim. We pulled a little Ethan Frome trick but we didn't get as "smashed" up as them, although we were very sore for the next few days.
• Bad idea number seven: Touching my aunt's electric fence....yeah not smart. I think I was "buzzing" for an hour. My hand had it's own pulse and yet at the same time I couldn't feel it at all.
• Bad idea number six: Cooking Rice Krispie Treats fro the first time. Don't just stick Rice Krispies and Marshmallows in a pan and turn the burner on....that's not the way it's done. My house smelt like burnt Rice Krispies for days.
• Bad idea number five: Telling your brother who you are crushing on now-a-days. He says he won't tell anyone but before you know it, every body "magically" finds out who I like.....hmmmm? Ironic is it not?
• Bad Idea number four-not listening to your mom when you were practing the trust fall back exercise. When your mom keeps telling you, "I'm not going to catch you....I'm not." you might want to take her word for it. hitting the linoleum kitchen floor just did not feel to well.
• Bad idea number three- walking on ice with shoe's without traction---falling on your butt infront of pretty much all my church is majorly embarassing.
• Bad idea number two- talking about people with your friends and the person your talking about is right behind ya.....well bless your heart.
• Bad idea number one-Almost killing your brother with your cooking. Just yesterday I was making hamburger helper. Of course you have to brown the ground beef first and so i was adding salt and pepper. But nobody told me that the pepper didn't have the little top with the holes so I just opened it and poured. Half the thing of pepper was in the pound of ground beef. Josh was so hungry he told me to go ahead and finish making it. It looked fine but I could only eat 2 bites. All you could taste was the pepper. Josh on the other hand ate 2 plates-along with 4 cups of coke. He made me feel better by telling me that it tasted like hot wings. Thanks josh : ) lol