The Garbage Man

I think the garbage man is madly in love with my mom. Weird, right!? I know driving a garbage truck all day and picking up people's trash must be extremely boring but he doesn't have to spend an hour every Tuesday talking to my mom. It's so weird though. He only talks to my mom when my dad isn't there....hmm. Gets ya thinking right? My poor mom. She makes up so many excuses not to talk to him but he doesn't know when to shut up. Oh and yesterday Dad was working and the garbage man came up and rang our door bell just to talk to mom! He made up an excuse that he was on her side of the road while she was coming home. My mom said it was fine goodbye but she got stuck half in half out our front door while i sat and watched TV. I watched 2 episodes of the office before I went and "saved" her by telling her I needed her help with something. She was relieved but definitely mad at me I didn't save her sooner. The sad thing is the garbage man is married....yeah.

Well my mom says she is hiding in our bathroom next time she hears the garbage truck pulling up the driveway. I feel sorry for her but I can't help but laugh.